REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seen by toads.

BAD! Kitty Art Studio…
“Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
~Frank Zappa
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“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.”
~Steven Wright
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Well it’s another day at the BAD! Kitty rodeo…and I am still working hard
with what I got…rounding up ideas, and waving red flags at charging bulls…no art patrons with money to spend showed up yesterday…but I shall not lose hope that today’s the day that everything goes right.
I have this wonderful canvas sitting on the easel…and I can’t for the life of me figure out what I am going to paint on it…I talked to it all day yesterday and it just sneered back at me…nah, nah, na-na-nah.
So, today I am going to show it who’s boss…and just paint whatever I feel like…I am going to just pick a color and go for it…deadlines are not good for inspiration…but they are better than no inspiration at all…I guess.
Oy!
Aaaiiieee!
Argh!
Send Help or Throw Money…either one will do.
Have a good one all,
Heather
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Perfect for a stay IN date night, The Simplicity Collection, a 3D Virtual Art Gallery (FREE) Get comfortable and enjoy the show

The Simplicity Collection is our newest body of work and we are so excited to share it with you.

10 large format, abstract landscapes, done in oils. 

30 Original poems

10 creation videos (super fun)

Over an hour of entertainment! 

We miss seeing everyone in person and hope you and your families are staying safe and healthy.  

We put together this virtual gallery so that everyone can see the works and enjoy the show from the safest place on earth right now, our couches. 

We love you and are so grateful for your support and love. Stay safe and enjoy the show. 

Your friends in the arts, 

Heather & Bill Alley

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