BAD! Kitty Will now tell you another tasteless Joke…


BAD! Kitty Will now tell you another of his favorite tasteless jokes:
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Fairy Godmother
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when–all of a sudden–a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
“Well, now,” says the old lady, “I guess I would like to be really rich.”
*** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
“And, gee, I guess I wouldn`t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”
*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
“Your third wish?” asks the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman`s cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
“Ooh–can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asks.
*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
“Bet you`re sorry you had me neutered.”

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