BAD! Kitty Will now tell another tasteless joke…

BAD Kitty will now tell you another tasteless joke…I don’t know what get’s into him sometimes…
Cat Lies
The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had thrown into the yard scoots back into the house. They don’t want the cat shut in the house because”he” always tries to eat the bird…
The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn’t want the driver to know the house will be empty.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.
“He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
“Sorry I took so long,” he says.
“Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked.
I hauled her fat ass downstairs
and threw her into the backyard!!”

The wife was speechless

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